18 4 / 2014

frosidon:

chalkandwater:

Sir David Attenborough demonstrates the accuracy of the Mozambique Spitting Cobra’s venom streams by wearing a chemically treated visor that makes the venom turn purple on contact.

From Life in Cold Blood

DAVID ATTENBOROUGH IS MORE HARDCORE THAN ANY DOCUMENTARIAN CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE. 

DID CARL SAGAN DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS SHIT? I THOUGHT NOT. BILL NYE? FUCK NO.

BEAR GRILLES IS A PIECE OF SHIT COMPARED TO THIS CARAMEL-VOICED ENGLISH BASTARD. 

SIR ATTENBOROUGH IS A BILLION YEARS OLD AND HE WILL NOT STOP. HE IS THE TERMINATOR OF NATURE DOCUMENTARIES. HE’S CLIMBED TO THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST JUNGLE TREE TO LOOK AT LILIES. HE’S SOARED IN THE SKY IN A GLIDER WITH VULTURES. HE CROSSED THE PACIFIC TO SEE WHALES. HE’S EVEN BEEN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE GODDAMN OCEAN TO TALK ABOUT THE SPOOKY-ASS SHIT THAT LIVES DOWN THERE.  KILIMANJARO?  BEEN THERE. NORTH POLE? BEEN THERE. SAHARA DESERT? BEEN THERE MULTIPLE TIMES. FUCKING VOLCANOES?  BEEN AND DONE.  FUCKING AUSTRALIA? ENTIRE SHOWS THERE. HE WILL NOT STOP. HE WILL NEVER STOP.  NOT UNTIL HIS SMOOTH-ASS FATHERLY VOICE AS TAUGHT US ALL ABOUT ALL THE NATURE FOREVER.

(via magic-bowtie-dreams-221b)

18 4 / 2014

coopthefall:

phyerfly:

holmesiswheretheheartis:

Call Me Maybe came out 2 years ago

2 years ago

has anyone called her yet?

maybe

(via magic-bowtie-dreams-221b)

18 4 / 2014

fantasticalbicycle:

Out of context this looks like it’s from some progressive gay show, but in reality she’s literally trying to stop him from killing two babies and trapping their souls in a haunted house

(Source: christinahendricks, via damnitfeelsgoodtobeafangurl)

18 4 / 2014

howlsmoving-asshole:

howllor:

oh my godddddd there is a new swedish reality tv show where they are tracking down internet trolls and confronting them about the death threats they’ve sent to people, since it’s actually illegal.

watching them try to explain how it’s not them is the best entertainment i’ve ever seen.

this episode ended with them fining him 5000 SEK to be paid to the victim!

guess what America should do

(via thedoctorwhoran)

18 4 / 2014

indevampire:

i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide

you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.

every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all

(Source: indevan, via thedoctorwhoran)

18 4 / 2014

junejuly15:

junejuly15:

I recently reached 10,000 followers and (as promised) here’s my giveaway for you, my lovelies.

First things first, though: Thank you all so much for following me :)

Okay, here are the rules:

  • you must be following me
  • you can like/reblog as often as you want
  • if you are one of the winners you should be willing to share your full name and address with me
  • giveaway ends 1 May 2014
  • winners will be chosen randomly and there will be three winners (which means I will pack three boxes of goodies)
  • I will ship worldwide

Here’s what you can win:

  • A genuine Saami bracelet (like the one Benedict wears), black leather with silver threads
  • DVD - Boxset, Sherlock Series 1-3 (Region codes 2+4)
  • A ‘Keep calm and love Benedict Cumberbatch’ - mug
  • Sherlock t-shirt: ‘I don’t shave for Sherlock Holmes’ (size L)
  • Paperback ‘Sherlock Holmes - His Last Vow’, Arthur Conan Doyle
  • Sherlock t-shirt, black ‘When you eliminated the impossible …’ (size XL)
  • Sherlock t-shirt, white with Sherlock, John Watson and Moriarty cameos (size XL)
  • black pencils ‘Everybody, shut up!’

I keep my fingers crossed for you :)

EDIT: Should this post reach 10,000 notes, I’ll add a few things to the giveaway :D

(via benedictcumbvrbatch)

18 4 / 2014

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

consulting-khanberbatch:

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

image

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

image

(Source: mangocarta, via starsandkoifish)

18 4 / 2014

heyfunniest:

michael cera saves a young cactus from dehyration in the dry desert

heyfunniest:

michael cera saves a young cactus from dehyration in the dry desert

(Source: mcerafan, via humoristics)

18 4 / 2014

chaniatreides:

THIS IS THE OTHER PART OF MY LIFE

(Source: ambitiouspants, via imafangirlidontdocalm)

18 4 / 2014

"I think we still live in a culture that assumes that men are single by choice and women are single because no one wants them."

18 4 / 2014

teamdickrats:

stars-will-lead-the-way:

incision:

elizabethii:

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

she’s so cute

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it


HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT

teamdickrats:

stars-will-lead-the-way:

incision:

elizabethii:

The Queen breaking into laughter as She passes Her husband, the Duke of Edinburgh, standing outside the Buckingham Palace, 2005

she’s so cute

anytime the queen goes past any of her family she just pisses herself laughing, i love it

HEHEHEHE PHILLIP I’M A STAMP AND YOU’RE NOT

(via starsandkoifish)